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PostSubject: Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women   Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:02 pm

* Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles.

* Motorcycles' curves never sag.

* Motorcycles last longer.

* Motorcycles don't get pregnant.

* You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.

* Motorcycles don't have parents.

* Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

* You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.

* You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.

* If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

* You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.

* If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.

* Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.

* When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

* Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.

* Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.

* New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.

* If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.

* If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.

* If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.

* If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] politics to correct it.

* You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.

* You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.

* You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.

* You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.

* If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.

* You can ride a Motorcycle as [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] as you want and it won't get sore.

* Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.

* Motorcycles always [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] like going for a ride.

* Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.

* Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.

* Motorcycles don't care if you are late.

* You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.

* It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.

* If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] it or get better parts.

* You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.



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